Her relevé though
That relevé, omg…
Black bean, sweet potato and quinoa veggie burgers ;) I’m a god.
This guy I know posted on Facebook asking girls if it was possible to like more than one person at a time and this girl pretty much said that only attention seeking skanks do that. I’m sorry, what bitch? It’s not like you can just turn your feelings off whenever you feel like it. And she’s pretty much praising herself for being the only real good chick because she only likes one guy at a time. Like serious? Do you just not ever come into contact with men? Especially men with beards? Because I fall in love with every man with a beard? Am I an attention seeking skank? Shit.
Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.
I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard
so what did you do those three days you were dead?
she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.
you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.
OH THAT WAS GOLD
DAMN! need some Neosporin for that BURN?